I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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