doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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