How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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