I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Never joke about your clitoris.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
