they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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