Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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