My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
