im drinking this country out of the recession.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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