Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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