She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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