wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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