I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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