Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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