i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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