can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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