i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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