Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Please don't give away my fajitas
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