I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
