I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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