id be glad to
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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