Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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