just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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