we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
