I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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