Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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