I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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