I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It's blow job season.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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