ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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