Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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