I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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