it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
