Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
