Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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