Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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