Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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