I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The Olympian is in my bed
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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