How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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