question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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