Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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