yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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