Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Is it because I queefed?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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