I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
