Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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