Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize