i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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