For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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