do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I need a beard to bite.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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