Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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