Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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