and you said cock pushups were impossible
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea