Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it