We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
