So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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