if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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